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Manly Advice. Volume 2

If you are trying to get a fetching young lady to take an interest in being your special gal, here are a few suggestions to woo her:

If she asks you what you’ve been up to, always respond with; “I just got back from sky-diving.”

If she asks you what you like to do in your spare time, say; “I like to put out forest fires. When there are no fires, I sky-dive or volunteer at my personal trainer’s bear farm.”

If she wants to know where you live, say; “If I had my way, I’d live on the rim of an active volcano, but for now I’m at (insert address here).”

If she wants to know what you’re doing tonight, respond; “I’m throwing rocks at myself in order to become immune to fear and pain, but I can push that off till thunderday so that you and I can go out.”

If she asks what “Thunderday” is, say; “its the secret 8th day of the week that’s taught to presidents, tribal leaders and people who have survived being struck by lightning.”