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    11 months ago

    Manly Advice: First Dates

    It is not manly to take a girl to ground zero for hot dogs on a first date.

    Think about it.

    Chances are it will just make her sad and give her the hot dog burps.

    There’s nothing hot about any of that.

    1. katiewashere said: You just haven’t heard my hot dog burps.
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