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    2 months ago

    RE: My fake Christmas List that my family didn’t think was funny

    4. I want an iPad. I know it’s a lot more expensive than our 100 dollar limit. But I want one anyway. And think about it: I’m likely to get rich and famous pretty soon. You get me an iPad, you will be in my good graces. I’ll take you to Hollywood premieres and in front of all the paparazzi, adoring fans, and lights and crap, I’ll scream and point to you and be all “you know what this crazy bastard did to me last Christmas?! This sonofabitch got me an iPad!!” and then you will be known in such periodicals as People and US weekly as “the crazy bastard son of a bitch who got me an iPad”. Sounds good right?

    Good Christ. It worked! It actually worked! I got an ipad!

    1. ifthisisajoke said: I have underestimated your charm once again sir, but never again.
    2. listeningtociociosan said: Congrats on your well planned Christmas list Charlie! haha it’s a shame you didn’t get that kangaroo though..
    3. katiewashere said: if i had known that was the deal, hell, I would have gotten you an ipad.
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