December 2011
10 posts
MANLY ADVICE.
It is not manly to turn on the sink to mask pee sounds.
We all know what you’re doing in there. You’re not washing your hands for 3 1/2 minutes. You’re not writing songs. You’re not looking into the mirror pretending you are a pensive submarine captain who may or may not have received an erroneous order to blow-up Pakistan.
I get it. You’re shy. Maybe...
Txt Chat: There and Back Again
Her: We should def hang out some time.
I: Yes. Indeed.
Her: Thoughts?
I: Yep.
Her: Huh?
I: I have thoughts all the time. And you?
Her: Uh. Sure?
I: I bet you a buck that you are thinking thoughts right now.
Her: (Confused face emoticon) I meant when would you like to hang out and what would you like to do. Let's make a plan.
I: I got one!
Her: (smiley emoticon) yeah? What's the plan?
I: We travel light. Let's hunt some orc.
Her: What? What does that mean?
I: We're not gonna take a lot of stuff with us when we go orc hunting.
Her: No.
I: Just think about it.
Her: I did.
I: You owe me a dollar.
A very special holiday message to you,
Before I embark on my Christmas eve tradition of spending the day alone in my tuxedo, eating an entire box of cheez-it crackers, while watching Amistad without the sound on and screaming ‘Amistad!!’ every time Anthony Hopkins hits someone with his cane, I wanted to wish all of you creative, unique, courageous, artistic individuals a very merry christmas eve!
RE: My fake Christmas List that my family didn't...
4. I want an iPad. I know it’s a lot more expensive than our 100 dollar limit. But I want one anyway. And think about it: I’m likely to get rich and famous pretty soon. You get me an iPad, you will be in my good graces. I’ll take you to Hollywood premieres and in front of all the paparazzi, adoring fans, and lights and crap, I’ll scream and point to you and be all “you know what this crazy bastard...
“I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.”
– Oscar Wilde
My fake Christmas List that my family didn't think...
1. I want a live kangaroo (if you can get one for under $100). Don’t hem and haw thinking this is a tricky thing to get. Just go to a zoo, look for one that’s old, or hopping awkwardly, or that looks kind of dead. I’m sure someone will give you a deal. Sick animals are depressing. Zookeepers probably want to be rid of it. I want a kangaroo. I want to teach it to spit at slow...
“It’s kinda fun to do the impossible.”
– Walt Disney
WatchTrident spot I shot during the anthrax scare of 2001.
I sing, I dance. I, in no uncertain circumstances, ham it up.
November 2011
8 posts
You’re So Cool by Hans Zimmer
“I dig it. We need to talk more about this.”
– HBO exec.
(Regarding the project my writing partner and I have been working on for 13 months. Here goes nothing…)
Everybody’s Talkin’ by Harry Nilsson
...
Screenwriting Tip #815
screenwritingtips:
Some days the words just won’t come, and being a writer seems like a terrible idea. On those days there’s nothing you can do but go to bed, set your alarm, wake up the next morning and get back to work.
yes yes yes yes yes. And yes.
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
1 post
August 2011
2 posts
“The best things in life make you sweaty.”
– Edgar Allan Poe
July 2011
5 posts
Hey life, quit being a dick.
“Pride makes us artificial and humility makes us real”
– Thomas Merton
mynameisabi asked: You are 104 years old, you live in Hatstamp, Kansas and your occupation is bubble-gum eater.
bridgestonowhere-deactivated201 asked: Out of curiosity, how old are you, and where do you live? Also, what is your occupation?
“-You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the...”
– Calvin & Hobbes
June 2011
16 posts
“Never apologize for showing feelings. When you do so, you apologize for the...”
– Benjamin Disraeli
3 tags
“I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive.”
– Albert Einstein
“If you only do what you know you can do- you never do very much.”
– Tom Krause
“I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong”
– Benjamin Franklin
Head Over Heels by Tears for Fears
You keep your...
“There is a space between man’s imagination and man’s attainment that...”
– Kahlil Gibran
“Creative minds are rarely tidy”
– Anonymous
Manly Advice: First Dates
It is not manly to take a girl to ground zero for hot dogs on a first date.
Think about it.
Chances are it will just make her sad and give her the hot dog burps.
There’s nothing hot about any of that.
“You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas...”
– Neil Gaiman (via writingadvice)
Anonymous asked: Do you daydream often? I feel like you've got a pretty active imagination...
I am currently watching black swan for the first time…
I think this movie is trying to kill me with fear.
galebeggy:
I mean she what is is really1?/
...
Charlie McWade's expressions in this sketch:
thursdaythe12th:
Killin’ it.
I’ve been told by a few of those close to me that I make weird faces. Here’s proof.
May 2011
7 posts
Dating is hard because...
It’s like dancing on a tightrope-wobbling between feelings and how dexterous you are at showing them just enough so that you look good but don’t fall on your ass.
I’m In Love With Myself and You I Guess by...
“Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.”
– Douglas MacArthur
“Not all those who wander are lost.”
– J.R.R. Tolkien (via amysticvelvet)
“Many of the great achievements of the world were accomplished by tired and...”
– Unknown
